fabulously awesome quotes and conversations between me and the delightfully funny kid…

usually every statement made makes me go, “seriously, kid…?!”, such as:

“i didn’t do anything, i just touched his butt with my stick.”

re: pestering the family cat

kid, 13

on the bus, discussing the new thierry muegler alien perfume poster we are passing:

me: “i wonder what alien is supposed to smell like?!”

kid: “i dunno…cheese?”

kid, 14

at the natural history museum:

kid: “hey, that looks like a turkey.”

me: “that’s ‘cause it is a turkey.”

kid, 14